Bezos and His Partner Holding Hands

I saw it on Google Headlines this morning.

After I scrolled down to find out “some good news from Social Security” and how to “put the REAL back into cereal.”

After I said, “Hey, Mr. Algo Rithm…how bout putting some REAL back into your offerings?”

How bout indeed…

I don’t care about William Shatner, never have, not since I saw him on that first episode of Star Trek broadcast on Network Television decades ago.

Oh, and while I’ve enjoyed listening and singing along with more than one David Crosby song, that doesn’t mean I want him to advise me on all matters pertaining to sex, interpersonal relationships, drug use, weapons, financial freedom and aging.

Though I’m surprised he wasn’t featured in Fashionable Braless Moments Over The Years.

Now, Google’s telling me both Captain Kirk and Mr. Almost Cut His Hair just might be lost in space.

Meanwhile, back on our little blue marble, we have intimate pics.

About joefingas

I am a songwriter, poet, blues singer, and a boogie woogie piano player. I have a grandson but I have no children of my own. All my women have wised up and left me. I was a bum, a wino, a drug/alcohol counselor, a prevention/intervention specialist and a pretender. I have no more time to pretend.
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