Man, I’ve been missin’ my IPhone. I had to turn it off when I was unable to pay my Sprint bill.
Then, I lost it.
I lost my phone.
Then, I gave a Virgin clerk $40
And she gave an old school flip and
said, “Text all you want. No limit on calls neither.”
Then I lost it.
I lost my mind.
Then my friend walked up and handed me her IPhone 5.
She said, “Here. I have to sign onto my daughter’s plan and AT@T won’t let me use this phone because I didn’t buy it from them. So, take it.”
And, so, I took it.
Yes, I took it and I walked into the Boost store.
I waved at the young lady standin’ behind the counter.
She said, “Good to see you again. How may I help you?”
I held up my Steve Jobs’ contraption and I said, “Sign me up.