What You Will Not See Posted On Any List Of Ingredients

I’m in the McDonald’s parking lot, in my car, usin’ their wi-fi. I look up Facebook, plug my gigs for today and I try to log on to my blog. Wi-fi is slow in this parkin’ lot. I figure it’s weak on purpose so the folks usin’ the system without buyin’ a Big Mac either walk in, drive through to buy somethin’ or leave complainin’ about shitty Mc Donald’s internet.

Now, me, I’ll buy a large coffee before I go but I like pretendin’ I’m a wi-fi freeload blogger offerin’ semi-nutritious content to the one or two hungry enough to wade through the empty calorie dressing to get to that itty-bitty morsel that has the potential for sustenance.

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About joefingas

I am a songwriter, poet, blues singer, and a boogie woogie piano player. I have a grandson but I have no children of my own. All my women have wised up and left me. I was a bum, a wino, a drug/alcohol counselor, a prevention/intervention specialist and a pretender. I have no more time to pretend.
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