I’m in the McDonald’s parking lot, in my car, usin’ their wi-fi. I look up Facebook, plug my gigs for today and I try to log on to my blog. Wi-fi is slow in this parkin’ lot. I figure it’s weak on purpose so the folks usin’ the system without buyin’ a Big Mac either walk in, drive through to buy somethin’ or leave complainin’ about shitty Mc Donald’s internet.
Now, me, I’ll buy a large coffee before I go but I like pretendin’ I’m a wi-fi freeload blogger offerin’ semi-nutritious content to the one or two hungry enough to wade through the empty calorie dressing to get to that itty-bitty morsel that has the potential for sustenance.